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		<title>Dr. Laura shows her true colors &#8211; just don&#8217;t mix them together, Nigga!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Dr. Laura (Schlessinger) is the poster child for angry sanctimonious shrews everywhere. We get that. But here's hoping that her racist rant against a caller to her show yesterday heralds the end of this woman's zealous drivel. Seems she took a page from the <a class="zem_slink" title="Michael Richards" rel="imdb" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0724245/">Michael Richards</a> School of Broadcasting.</p>
<p>Hear the audio and decide for yourself - <a href="http://mediamatters.org/blog/201008120045" target="_blank">click here.</a></p>
<p>After a range of bizarre comments sprinkled with liberal use of the word 'nigger', she went as far as&#8230;</p>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twotalkingmonkeys.com/news/dr-laura-shows-her-true-colors-just-dont-mix-them-together-nigga/</link>
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		<title>Movies that Cuba Gooding Jr. did not suck in? Anyone? Anyone?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Fellow homosapiens, I submit to you the following challenge. Reply with your <a class="zem_slink" title="Cuba Gooding, Jr." rel="imdb" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000421/">Cuba Gooding Jr.</a> movie(s) that did not make you think that some director somewhere must have lost a bet.  Now don't get me wrong, I GET Cuba, I really do. He seems to be a hard worker and is likely a pretty nice guy. But god help me if Snow Dogs isn't the most memorable movie he's done in recent memory. And that was&#8230;</p>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twotalkingmonkeys.com/news/movies-that-cuba-gooding-jr-did-not-suck-in-anyone-anyone/</link>
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		<title>Iron Man 2 &#8211; new Trailer!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Tic tock baby, Tick Tock! May 7th, 2010 can't come soon enough!  This...trailer...rocks!! 'nuff said</p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Meet the Parents! &#8216;It&#8217;s a Wonderful Afterlife&#8217; trailer!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p><span id="intelliTXT">A killer comedy from the director of Bend It Like Beckham. I loved that film so am truly looking forward to this one!</span></p>
<p>With a cast featuring the best of British comedy talent, <strong>It's A Wonderful Afterlife</strong> tells the story of a British-Asian mother whose obsession with marrying off her daughter has hilarious results.</p>
<p>As each potential suitor meets a sticky end, in a series of curry-themed murders, policemen Mark Addy (The Full Monty) and Sendhil Ramamurthy (Heroes)&#8230;</p>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twotalkingmonkeys.com/news/dont-meet-the-parents-its-a-wonderful-afterlife-trailer/</link>
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		<title>Nude SciFi Readings &#8211; The Ultimate Nerd Fantasy!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>OK, so this ranks right up there on the "um, ok" meter.  io9.com, that bastion of the odd, nerdy and interesting, brings us what is one of the more interesting stories about the weird things people are willing to pay for.</p>
<p>For $25, you could be hearing Isaac Asimov and Douglas Adams in a whole new way, if you happen to be in New York on March 5. The Pinchbottom Burlesque is organizing "Naked Girls Reading&#8230;</p>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twotalkingmonkeys.com/news/nude-scifi-readings-the-ultimate-nerd-fantasy/</link>
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		<title>AC/DC fires up the Ironman 2 soundtrack</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>Just in case there aren't enough reasons to line up to see 'The Suit' again, check out this music vid/ trailer featuring one of the MOST UNDERRATED AC/DC songs ever - Shoot to Thrill.  And in case there is any doubt, AC/DC are the undisputed raging Kings of 70's-rock-bands-that-still-kick-ass. Long live the Kings!</p>
<p>What makes this all the more goosebumpy (yeah, I said it) is the cut scenes from the movie.  Now as any obsessed AC/DC&#8230;</p>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twotalkingmonkeys.com/news/acdc-fires-up-the-ironman-2-soundtrack/</link>
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		<title>Haiti needs our help</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>I cannot even begin to comprehend this level of devastation but know that there must be something I can do. I have donated to our local Red Cross and Worldvision and encourage all our readers and visitors to do the same with the charity of your choice. Set your bullshit meters on high and look for only reputable charities as sadly, the bottom feeders always come out to take advantage of our desire to help</p>
<p>Our&#8230;</p>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twotalkingmonkeys.com/news/haiti-needs-our-help/</link>
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		<title>Conan O&#8217;Brien says goodnight the Tonight Show</title>
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<p>Now I've never been a fan of Conan O'Brien or the Late Night talk shows but you'd have to have been living under a rock not to sense his place in the late night pecking order. So it is with much ambivalence that I pass along the news that the poofy-haired O'Brien has decided to part company with The "Tonight Show"</p>
<p>The "Tonight Show" host says very clearly that he does not want to&#8230;</p>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twotalkingmonkeys.com/news/conan-obrien-says-goodnight-the-tonight-show/</link>
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		<title>California Medical Board accuses fertility doctor of negligence in octuplets case</title>
		<description><![CDATA[<p>The California state licensing body said Monday that Beverly Hills fertility doctor Michael Kamrava acted beyond the reasonable judgment of a treating physician by repeatedly providing fertility treatment to a woman identified only by her initials "N.S" in the documents.<a href="http://www.twotalkingmonkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/octomom1.jpg" rel="lightbox[2890]" title="octomom1"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2895" title="octomom1" src="http://www.twotalkingmonkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/octomom1-214x300.jpg" alt="octomom1" width="214" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>I consider this a victory for sanity in the face of shameless, moral-less marketing of reality drivel. God knows that as reality TV continues to impress with the depths it is willing to seek out, we&#8230;</p>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.twotalkingmonkeys.com/news/california-medical-board-accuses-fertility-doctor-of-negligence-in-octuplets-case/</link>
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		<title>DVD review &#8211; Carriers (2009)</title>
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					<span class="amazon-director-label">Directed by: </span><span class="amazon-director">Alex Pastor, David Pastor</span><br />
					<span class="amazon-starring-label">Starring: </span><span class="amazon-starring">Christopher Pine, Piper Perabo, Lou Taylor Pucci, Emily VanCamp</span><br />
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									<span class="amazon-release-date">Released December 29, 2009.</span>
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<br /><p>As most know, we don't normally review DVD releases. Well maybe as a New Year's resolution, I'll start doing more. What prompted this new attitude you ask? Well, I just watched the straight to video movie 'Carriers' and as with most DVD releases&#8230;</p>]]></description>
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